Okay guys, listen up because this one is going to hurt a bit. But you need to know the truth about dick photos and butthole photos because shit is getting out of control.
A photo of a good looking women is a great. Men and women can generally both agree on that, right? A photo of a women's boobs is great, at least assuming it's a decent pair. And who doesn't like a nice pussy photo (at least if it's shaved because vag pubes are gross)? We even like female butt photos and if there's a female butthole that's okay too (as long as it's clean!).
So, as a guy, you're probably thinking, "If a vagina turns me on then a dick pic will turn her on!" Only, that isn't the case. In general, 99.9% of women do NOT enjoy dick pics at all. Period. In general, 99.999% of women do NOT enjoy male butthole pics at all. Period.
Sure, there are some women out there that break this rule and if you find one of those eight women worldwide then good for you because you've got yourself a truly dirty, freaky lady! For the rest of us ladies, we don't want to see your dick because it does nothing for us. Seeing your butthole is even more of a turn off because it's fucking gross so stop showing us.
It's one thing for you to post these photos on your porn site profile or Twitter account or whatever. That way those eight girls can find you and enjoy your pics. But don't go sending them to us unsolicited. Never send a girl a dick or butthole pic without asking first. And, let me save you some time here, don't bother asking because we don't want to see them. Period.
I know what you're thinking now. You're thinking, "Hey, I send my dick pics out all the time and lots of ladies say nice things about my dick and butthole." Yea, only they're telling you what you want to hear because that's how the adult industry works. It's about fantasy and making you feel good. Why on earth would we want to lie and make you feel good? Because then you'll like us even more and buy our porn, tip us, or otherwise spend money on us. That's what this industry is!
I've talked about this with countless other girls and every single one of them agrees with this and said they hate seeing dick and butthole pics and usually are laughing at the idiots who send them. Of course, every single one also said that they either block anyone who sends them, ignore them completely, or lie and tell the person who great the pic was because they're going to lure you in to get a tip (money) from you. Every. Single. One.
Now, take your dick and put it into a girl (any hole will do) and there is a much better chance we'll like it. We still don't want you sending it to us directly or asking us to check it out. If we like that thing we'll find it on our own. Many women enjoy porn or sex via photos or videos but a dick by itself is not a turn on for the vast majority of us.
Now that you know, can you please stop sending random girls online pics of your dick and butthole? Please? At the very least, can you stop sending them to me and asking me what I think because I can already tell you the answer without seeing your photo: Your dick is gross. Your butthole is grosser.
I'm not telling you this to make you feel bad. I'm telling you this so you can step up your game. We like good guys that can write nice things and spell properly. We like guys who treat us with respect. We like guys that take the time to get to know us rather than call us names like "baby" or "sexy" or "slut" or worse. Set yourself apart from every other dick pic sending moron by not sending any more dick or butthole pics ever again!
A photo of a good looking women is a great. Men and women can generally both agree on that, right? A photo of a women's boobs is great, at least assuming it's a decent pair. And who doesn't like a nice pussy photo (at least if it's shaved because vag pubes are gross)? We even like female butt photos and if there's a female butthole that's okay too (as long as it's clean!).
So, as a guy, you're probably thinking, "If a vagina turns me on then a dick pic will turn her on!" Only, that isn't the case. In general, 99.9% of women do NOT enjoy dick pics at all. Period. In general, 99.999% of women do NOT enjoy male butthole pics at all. Period.
Sure, there are some women out there that break this rule and if you find one of those eight women worldwide then good for you because you've got yourself a truly dirty, freaky lady! For the rest of us ladies, we don't want to see your dick because it does nothing for us. Seeing your butthole is even more of a turn off because it's fucking gross so stop showing us.
It's one thing for you to post these photos on your porn site profile or Twitter account or whatever. That way those eight girls can find you and enjoy your pics. But don't go sending them to us unsolicited. Never send a girl a dick or butthole pic without asking first. And, let me save you some time here, don't bother asking because we don't want to see them. Period.
I know what you're thinking now. You're thinking, "Hey, I send my dick pics out all the time and lots of ladies say nice things about my dick and butthole." Yea, only they're telling you what you want to hear because that's how the adult industry works. It's about fantasy and making you feel good. Why on earth would we want to lie and make you feel good? Because then you'll like us even more and buy our porn, tip us, or otherwise spend money on us. That's what this industry is!
I've talked about this with countless other girls and every single one of them agrees with this and said they hate seeing dick and butthole pics and usually are laughing at the idiots who send them. Of course, every single one also said that they either block anyone who sends them, ignore them completely, or lie and tell the person who great the pic was because they're going to lure you in to get a tip (money) from you. Every. Single. One.
Now, take your dick and put it into a girl (any hole will do) and there is a much better chance we'll like it. We still don't want you sending it to us directly or asking us to check it out. If we like that thing we'll find it on our own. Many women enjoy porn or sex via photos or videos but a dick by itself is not a turn on for the vast majority of us.
Now that you know, can you please stop sending random girls online pics of your dick and butthole? Please? At the very least, can you stop sending them to me and asking me what I think because I can already tell you the answer without seeing your photo: Your dick is gross. Your butthole is grosser.
I'm not telling you this to make you feel bad. I'm telling you this so you can step up your game. We like good guys that can write nice things and spell properly. We like guys who treat us with respect. We like guys that take the time to get to know us rather than call us names like "baby" or "sexy" or "slut" or worse. Set yourself apart from every other dick pic sending moron by not sending any more dick or butthole pics ever again!
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