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FAQ: A Little Bit About Milf Stella

I get asked a lot of questions everyday. I mean, a literal metric shit-ton of question (by weight, not volume). Most are personal questions about me and often they're a little too personal so I won't answer them. Other times they're just fine and I answer them. So I figured I'd post some of the most popular questions here. It's going to sound like I'm a bitch, but I'm really not, I just have no patience for morons.

How can I see more of you?
There is only one way, join one of my Fan Club subscriptions. I'm on MV Crush, Pornhub Fan Club, and OnlyFans. I also have a free YouTube channel.

Hey! Hi! How are you? What are you up to? What's new?
The single most annoying question I get is a variation on those. It's as if every guy on the planet is one and the same and the unoriginal and most boring person ever. I'm not trying to be rude, but for fuck's sake I don't want to make small talk with you. Do you really care how I'm doing? Of course not, nor do I care how you are. It's not an issue of being rude, but I don't know you well enough to care how you're doing yet so fuck the small talk. Say more than just "Hi" as well before clicking Send. Be a fucking man and speak your mind and tell me why you're messaging me.

Can I ask you a question?
This is like the one above but I get this question at least a handful of times everyday now! Hey dummy, do you not realise that saying "can I ask you a question" is an actual question? Just ask what you really want to ask and save us both some time!

wyd? how r u?
Oh fuck. Come on. You couldn't even spell out the words? No thanks. Don't even expect a reply with this one. If I do reply, I'm probably going to make fun of you. When you type with texting shorthand you're typing like an 8 year old and I'm not replying. Act your age and spell properly and throw in some grammar and punctuation for bonus points! If you're not an English speaker that's okay, use Google Translate!

Do you like BBC?
No. I don't know why every black guy think every white girl craves BBC. We don't. Don't know what else to tell you but if you're relying on the fact that you have a BBC as your go-to golden ticket in life then you're not going to go very far. I could lie to you like most woman but that's not my thing.

Do you like younger guys?
No. I get that you, as a younger guy, probably have a MILF or Mature fantasy going on. That's cool. But it doesn't work the way for most of us. There are exceptions but we're not as into you as you are into us generally. Just like with BBC above, I could lie to you but what's the point in that? So I can try to milk money out of you? That's not my thing and, let's face it, your young and likely broke :)

Can I send you a picture of my dick?
No! I never, ever want to see your dick. Period. So don't EVER send one to ANY girl without asking. Ever. Period. If you're messaging a girl and she wants to see it she'll ask you. Dicks are gross. Sure, we like them in us but they're not art to look at like female butts, boobs, and pussies. For more, read the truth about dick pics here. If you send me a pic of your dick without asking (and please don't ask) I will block you. Period.

How old are you?
Ugh. Does it really matter? Most of my porn and social media profiles will list this information yet every lazy guy on the planet will ask rather than check my profile. The answer? I just turned 40 this year (2020).

Where do you live?
On every porn site and social media site where it asks for a location I generally list Vaginatown, USA yet every guy will ask where I live. Now, don't you think if I wanted to share that bit of info I would write a real location? Dude, you're some creepy Internet guy so I'm not going to tell you where I live. Stop asking! Besides, I travel a lot and I move a lot because I can. So I'm everywhere!

What did you do before porn?
Created an online business from the ground up and sold it to a Fortune 500 company, cashed out, and retired. True story. What was that business? What did you make or invent? And the next list of questions goes on and on. Sorry, doesn't really matter. I made a thing, people like that thing, people used that thing, and another mega-company wanted to own that thing so I sold it to them.

Do you make porn for a living?
Hard to answer. Do I require porn money to live and eat? No. I'm retired, see question above. Do I make porn as a job? Yes, I suppose I do. I do make money from porn and, while I don't require that money, I enjoy the idea of running my own business (again) and so this is fun. Making money is fun! Stefano and I enjoy each other and enjoy sex with each other so we thought it would be fun to make money making porn. Turns out, it is fun! It's not for everyone. It's not for most people really. But it's for us right now.

How much do you make from porn?
It depends on the month but every month I write a new Porn Report blog post that shows how much we made from each site we sell on during the previous month. Go read the Porn Report posts and you'll see how well (or not) we're doing.

Will you have sex with me?
Depends, are you a cute and petite girl in the 18 to 50 age range? Then it's possible we (Stefano and I) would. Message me on Twitter or any porn site I'm on and let's see if you're a fit for us. Sorry, and no offence meant here, but we're not into big girls. Guys, sorry, it's not going to happen.

Will you fly to me? I'll even pay you to fuck me?
Guys, see above. I'm not a prostitute or an escort so not going to have sex with you and certainly not flying to you. Girls, we'll fly you to us and you'll love where we live.

I'm a girl and want to have sex with you and Stefano, can my man join or watch?
No and no. No guys allowed beside Stefano. Period. If we like you, the girl, we'll fly you to us at our expense. We won't fly your guy to us, nor is he allowed even at his own expense. We don't want the drama that potentially comes with a jealous guy. Even if you say he's not jealous and loves watching you get fucked, well, sorry as that's just not what we're into.

Can you do me a favor?
I get a LOT of variations on this one. Often people ask me to watch their videos and leave them a thumbs up and a comment. Sometimes they want me to retweet something. In any case, they always want a favor and it's usually helping me promote them. Look, I know it's tough to be new in porn. I still am! But it's not polite to ask me to do you favors when you haven't done anything to help me first! Watch my videos and comment on them and leave a thumbs up first! In fact, do that to 5 or so of mine and I'll likely return the favor without you asking. If not, message me and let me know, after you've done me the favor first. This one is annoying because it's common sense! If the "favor" is just asking me for information then, yes, ask away as I share and help people with information all the time. So, can I do you a favor? Maybe, but not likely. Can I return a favor, almost certainly!

Are you married?
Really? My various profiles make this clear that I've been married to Stefano for 20 years. Come on guys, do 10 seconds of research on a girl before you message her out of the blue. If your first contact with me is something I so obviously list in my profiles then we're not going to get very far before I ignore you.

I'm in love with you, will you marry me?
I literally get this lovely little proposal 2-3 times a day now. I think around 90% are guys from India, the rest probably from Turkey. Most profess their love to me as the first message. Nothing creepy about that. All seem to confuse love with lust. Most offer me everything they have to be their wife yet don't have $5 to tip me. Sorry Apu, I don't want your family cow for a dowry. Did that last bit offend you? Then I feel sorry for you and clearly we can't be friends :)

Are you on Snap? Do you have WhatsApp? What's number? Will you text me? Will you sext me?
And the list goes on and on for this one too. Check my profiles, especially my blog here which links to all of the places I am. If you don't see it listed then I'm not on it. I use Snap a little, but not much, and when I do use it I ONLY message guys that have tipped me and put out occasionally pics to my followers. I'm not working for free here. I don't want your number and, no, you're not getting mine. I'm not here to get you off personally, that's not what I do. I'm not looking to talk, video chat, etc with you either. I'm married and have a life and family already and am not looking for a guy in my life.

Can you send me some pics?
No. See the sites I'm on, you'll find thousands of pics and hundreds of videos to choose from. Tip me well and then ask the question and you'll love the answer. But don't expect something special for nothing, life doesn't work that way and it's beyond tacky to ask.

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This one isn't a question but when many of you guys message me you ask a small talk question like "How are you?" I usually don't reply but if I do for some reason I might say, "Great, and you?" because I'm being polite. You'll usually tell me you're great too and then you're expecting me to reply and carry the conversation. I don't do that. YOU contacted ME and if you want to message then YOU need to carry the conversation. I'm really just here to answer questions that aren't already answered. But I'm amazed at how many guys think I'm going to just keep the conversation rolling along. That's not how it works and I'm not going to spend any time messaging if you're not first tipping me. I'm not meaning to be rude but I spend my time on customer who support us financially, not freeloaders :)

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