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Our First Threesome - Where To Begin?

Stefano and I want to add a threesome to our growing collection of free, amateur porn on Pornhub. But where does one even begin? There are a lot of questions to be answered and a lot of things that need to be in place for this to work. It's not as simple as find a girl and fuck. So, I figured I would document the process here and go over all of the stuff we need to figure out.

The Right Fit

This is the most important one for us because it's not just about Stefano sticking his dick in the first wet hole that turns up. We want to find a girl we're both into. For us, this likely means somebody who is on the shorter and more petite side of the scale since I'm sort of tiny at 5' 2".

While I'm not skinny, I don't think we're looking for an overly large girl. I'm curvy and another curvy girl would be awesome. As would a more petite girl. We're not super picky on this but a 6 foot tall Amazon woman or a 200 pound 4 footer just isn't for us, even though there is nothing wrong with either of those things.

She needs to be cute in our eyes as well as into it. How do you even define something like "into it" though? We don't want some girl who needs money to eat tonight. That's not why anyone should get into porn but we certainly understand that is why many do. We want somebody who is in it for the experience first and foremost.

Fair Payment

In some cases, we've actually had some girls already contact us and they want to have a threesome with us for free. That's great and all if the right girl comes along for free. But we also want to make "fair trade porn" as I talked about here. That means the girl would likely be fairly compensated.

But how much do you pay a girl to have sex with you? And what about travel expenses? No girl is going to spend $1000 to get to us only to be paid $500. So we have to figure out what is fair, and fair needs to take into account we don't even have a real budget for this yet! If we keep growing we hope to take the money we make from our porn videos and roll that into paying for talent for a threesome.

What if she wants to keep her face hidden, does that pay less? Does anal pay more? Probably does. Does a cum shot to the face pay more than one to the stomach? Probably. But then is she only doing those things because of the extra money? Because we'd rather have someone who wants to do those things because they enjoy them.

Logistics

Where does one even find this magical girl? Years ago you could put an ad on Craiglist but today they don't allow that stuff. We advertise it on our Pornhub profile but that's mostly it for now. We could go to an agency to find and book a girl but that will get pricey fast and we'd rather have the girl getting the money without an agency taking a cut. We're also not big enough to have a $2000 or more budget so agencies are out.

When we find the perfect girl she likely won't be near us so we have to fly her to us. And then we have to giving her lodging. Logically, this means renting a hotel room where we'll shoot and then letting her stay the night. Due to the travel costs involved we'd likely want to keep her around for a few days and make several videos to get plenty of content out of the arrangement.

If she stays the night in a hotel room we book and trashes the place, then what? We're on the hook! It's little stuff like this that you have to plan for and be prepared for when you're running any business, even if your business is porn.

Safe Sex

This is a big one! Stefano and I have been married for 20 years. We don't have to worry about STDs or getting pregnant. But bring in a girl and now it's a concern. Obviously, we'll use condoms and practice safe sex. Even there, if Stefano has sex with her and then switches to me he needs to take the condom off. And then put another on if he goes back into her. Not a big deal, but it needs to be planned for.

We'll also do STD testing on the girl to make sure she is clean. But what if she was tested yesterday morning and then had an encounter with a random partner later that night and now today will shoot with us. It's not like STD testing accounts for that. And condoms aren't 100% safe sex either. Nor are other options (gels, etc). Are we just being too paranoid? Who knows!

Legal Issues

This is one that keeps us up at night. We'd do the proper checks to make sure any girl was of age and considering our ages, we likely aren't going to end up with anyone too young anyhow. But legal agreements and contracts need to be in place and signed by all parties to make sure there are no legal battles later on. Not a big deal but it's just one more thing to think about.

What If It All Goes To Shit?

What if the girl arrives and is nothing like she appeared when we "met" her online? What if she's just not our type? What if she gets here and changes her mind? What if she comes to make 6 videos over 4 days but leaves after the first shoot? What if she gets here and suddenly daddy issues come out and she breaks down and can't go on? So many "what if" scenarios here that it's mind boggling.

We realize we can't plan for all of the ways things will go wrong but we still need to be prepared. Over time and with several threesomes under our belt I am sure things will get easier and better but it's a lot to take in (that's what she said!).

Moving On

While we're not in a rush to make our first threesome, I will add more articles on this subject as things start to fall into place. In the mean time, if you're a girl and interested in having a threesome with us you can message us on Pornhub or email me.



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